A tale of two tables

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Alright, I’ll admit it. I have been keeping some things from you, dear blog readers. Specifically, the atrocious failure that was my first attempt to make a living room table.

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Table #1, so much went wrong.

I mis-measured the top so the legs grip it by the outside instead of seamlessly disappearing into it. I also forgot that the leg orientation mattered so I laboriously cut mortises half way into them, only to realise that they were on the wrong side of two of the legs and then had to instead cut them all the way through (that’s those ugly gashed you can see midway down the legs).

Anyway, it’s not pretty but it holds up weight and we’ve been using it for several months now, so that’s something at least.

Last week I decided we needed a second one, and this one I’d do right!

I did all my measurements and cuts right, and joined three thick planks into a solid, flat top. The fit was so good it almost didn’t need glue, but I glued it anyway.

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Next up, four legs cut perfectly to size so they’d grip the top without any need for nails or fancy joints.

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A bit of glue, a bit of plywood cut to fit exactly on the deliberately overhanging support rails and BAM! One very stable, fully functional table I don’t need to be ashamed of:

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Workroom Shelving Solution

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Faye was running out of patience for my tools being sprawled all over the workroom/storage room/water-heater room/whatever that room is called.

So, I built myself some shelves. I was so proud. I measured everything out perfectly, found scrap wood at the dump that would fit right, cut it exactly to size, built it in place perfectly, built a vertical tool-board on to the back of it… and then realised that it blocked the water-tank door from opening 🙁

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So, I cut away a curve exactly the right shape for the door to open, leaving a pointed piece of shelf jutting out in just the right position to stab me next time I’m being careless in that room.

Mission Accomplished.

Northern Misunderstandings

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There are some words and phrases that mean different things in common usage in the North than in the South. “Tanning” for instance.

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tan/
verb
gerund or present participle: tanning
  1. (of a pale-skinned person or their skin) become brown or browner after exposure to the sun.
  2. convert (animal skin) into leather by soaking in a liquid containing tannic acid, or by the use of other chemicals.

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Another one would be “Beaver Tail”. If I was offered a beaver tail in the South, I would expect a sugary pastry treat. Up here, I would more likely expect the literal tail of a large hairy rodent.